The Environmental Deception Protocol: When Your Rails App Doesn't Know Where It Lives
Atlas Monkey crew discovers that Rails.env has been deceiving developers since 2004. When mining colonies report phantom deployment bugs across multiple "production" environments, ARIA uncovers how 847+ gems create behavioral chaos because they can't distinguish between staging, sandbox, and actual production. Captain Seuros deploys the rails_app_version Environmental Truth Protocol to end the deception.