Posts tagged "ruby"

Operation: From State Hero to Zero

The surgical breakdown of a 1.6k LOC Ruby monolith into focused modules. Or: how I performed open-heart surgery on a dying codebase and lived to tell the tale.

The Quantum Infiltrator Protocol: Captain Cyrel's Graph Database Gambit

When a quantum shapeshifter infiltrates the Federation's antimatter supply chain, Captain Cyrel of the USS ActiveCypher must use graph database technology to track an enemy that exists in relationships, not rows. A thrilling tale of how ActiveCypher brings Rails conventions to the graph database revolution.

The Quantum State Rebellion: Why Enums Are Not State Machines

When half the mining fleet switched to using simple Rails enums for state management, chaos ensued. Ships transitioned from operational to vacuum exposure without validation, weapons fired randomly, and life support systems failed catastrophically. This is the story of how Captain Seuros proved that enums are not state machines, and why the state_machines gem saved the fleet from disaster.

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